white girl: my eyes change color
actually eyes do change color!! this is according to sun or light exposure it varies by age too and by what youre wearing or the lighting and it says white girl bc most non white people have brown eyes and only blue or green eyes are susceptible to these things :)
Did you just turn a sexist trash post and make it awesome with truth? Thank
i have this friend, his name’s jamal, and when we were younger, he was obsessed with pokemon, and pretended he was a pokemon trainer. one time we saw this stray cat, and he pretended it was a pokemon, and tried to catch it, and somehow he actually managed to get a hold of it. his family’s had it ever since
now we call him “got a cat” jamal
wait a minute this isn’t my homework
this is tumblr
how did this happen
WHAT IF MONEY CAME OUT OF OUR VAGINAS WHEN WE WERE ON OUR PERIODS
I’D BE BLOODY RICH
WAS THAT A PUN?
I will never not reblog this.
best. scene. ever.
I’m not going to lie, I thought he was going to Mulan his way up and capture the flag
eating is so badass i mean you put something in a cavity where you smash and destroy it with 32 protruding bones and then a meat tentacle pushes it into a pool of acid and after a few hours you absorb its essence and transform it into energy just wow
That is the most metal thing I have ever read in my whole life.