That wasn't what I expected...

chevvybar:

*uses “u” and “you” in the same sentence*

Me: I'm bored
Dad: go take your sleeping pills, clean your r-
Me: that's a nice message, take pills when you're bored
Dad: no fuck
Dad: that came out wrong
Both: [dying]
dear 98% of the people that follow me that dont talk to me

syupon:

tamaraldbrennan:

Who are you

Whats your favorite color

Favorite ship

Favorite ice cream flavor

Do you have a cat

Thank 

reblogging again bc I already got some from really cute people, but it makes me unreasonably happy to read these from you SO KEEP ON SENDING THEM 

gallifrey-feels:

juicyjacqulyn:

tastefullyoffensive:

[thegentlemansarmchair]

as a Canadian, I can say with 100% honesty that this is accurate

the fuckers have literally chased me down a fucking street
take your geese back, canada

gallifrey-feels:

juicyjacqulyn:

tastefullyoffensive:

[thegentlemansarmchair]

as a Canadian, I can say with 100% honesty that this is accurate

the fuckers have literally chased me down a fucking street

take your geese back, canada

unbitrium:

GIVE ME WINTER OR GIVE ME DEATH

unbitrium:

GIVE ME WINTER OR GIVE ME DEATH

damaging-world:

Bc I have friends

damaging-world:

Bc I have friends

lwamfhmartiboxdotty9:

It’s been 6 generations and this guy is still tripping balls over science and technology.