That wasn't what I expected...
mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
me: fire cannot kill a dragon
tastefullyoffensive:

[theoatmeal]

andysambergg:

i have so much homework

what movie should i watch

slenclerman:

gaining a new follower

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notquiteshakespeare:

truelladeville:

theblogchoseme:

truelladeville:

I wanna see pictures of your lowest moment from 2013 go

I was in a Toy Story play.

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And I loved it.

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You’re an inspiration to us all

please explain how this was your lowest point

vuov:

but ur so woah and im so oh