Becoming this cool, confident and seductive had been quite a journey. In fact I’ve made a list of people to thank…
petboyfriend: me avoiding all my responsibilities
Four male Blue Manakins from Brazil try to impress a female. (The Falls of Iguaçu - BBC
IN THE FIFTH GIF HE PATS THE CUPS WITH HIS LITTLE PAWS TO MAKE SURE IT’S IN. BRB, DYING.
ARE YOU KIDDING? LOOK AT THE 7TH GIF HOW HE JUST HANDS THE CUPS TO THE PERSON AND IS LIKE, “HERE HUMAN, YOUR FEEBLE TASK FOR ME IS COMPLETE. NOW LEAVE US BE.”
THEY’RE SO CUTE, OMG. I CAN’T.
THE GREATEST THING ON THE INTERNET SINCE THE LAST TIME OTTERS WERE IN A THING ON THE INTERNET.
if anyone ever says that to me
Damn girl, are you my appendix? Because I don’t understand how you work but I’ve got this funny feeling in my stomach that makes me want to take you out!
So tonight I got into a mega debate with my parents concerning the topics of politics, abortion, feminism, religion, evolution, and gay rights. Considering my parents are Conservative, pro-life, anti-feminist, Christian, anti-evolution, homophobes and I’m a NDP supporting, feminist, atheist, pro-evolution, lesbian this did not go overly well.
I thought you guys would be amused by parts of our argument so I typed out the feminism portion. It’s between my dad, my step-mother Carol, and myself and I hope you all get the irony of it.
Look what I saw at the theater tonight!!!